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16 Comments on “Ladies: When your offered a full-body massage by your bf/husband?”

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   1 Legal said at 6:10 pm on March 28th, 2010:

   DANDRUFF, Because you can’t help that sometimes.
   If you don’t clean your ears that’s just nasty!

   I’d like a message regardless.

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   2 dollie said at 6:20 pm on March 28th, 2010:

   Considering I have a man rubbing and touching me all over, that’s the outcome most of the time.

   That’s a tough one..
   Dandruff probably.

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   3 Tink said at 7:10 pm on March 28th, 2010:

   I bet I’m one of the few people that answers that has a massage table in a home office, ha ha.

   I can get down and dirty anytime – so I just plain like the massage

   I dont really go for dandruff or ear wax…..but I’ve noticed there are a surprising number of people with ears full of wax….folks, be dilligent with the q-tips.

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   4 Dorkboy said at 7:39 pm on March 28th, 2010:

   I’m not a woman but I have given a full body massage to a good friend and didn’t end up with anything past that. She went to sleep she was so relaxed.

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   5 ɭovε roχ said at 8:34 pm on March 28th, 2010:

   i have no idea about the 1st one, as im not old enough to know.
   i think dandruff is MUCH more tolerable! you can get some shampoo, and ta-da, it’s fixed. not cleaning your ears is a habit and takes time to reverse. blech.

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   6 ruka said at 9:16 pm on March 28th, 2010:

   I NEVER GET MASSAGES ANYMORE, even though I am cuter than any skank he’s ever been with AND am prolly the only chick he’s dated in 50 years that has no BAGGAGE… Hmmm, you’d think I’d get better right??? Nope, guess I just LOVE being treated like shyt…

   Oh, and yeah, the first time I had seen him without the beer goggles on, he had ears FULL of earwax…. Did that turn me away?? No, cuz I am a glutton for friggin’ punishment!

7. 
   7 Day of Diana said at 9:20 pm on March 28th, 2010:

   It always ends in climax. Love it. Never has it been just “Oh, here, let me rub you softly without intercourse, honey..”

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   8 Smart Alex ™ said at 9:37 pm on March 28th, 2010:

   I’d be happy with just the massage. I don’t expect more than that.
   Erm… defo. dandruff. Its something anybody can have, it may just mean a dry scalp. But dirty ears is a sign of neglected hygiene.

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   9 <3Cullens<3 said at 9:53 pm on March 28th, 2010:

   I’d be expecting it.
   But wouldn’t care either way it went.

   http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081130100452AAyupaD&r=w

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    10 Mr.Burrell said at 10:33 pm on March 28th, 2010:

    The old dirty dirty j/k just the massage is fine

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    11 Busy Lizzie said at 11:29 pm on March 28th, 2010:

    No not always, with 2 kids in the house and a husband who works hard I expect nothing anymore…….

    I’d say wax, not that I would know I mean I wouldn’t inspect his ears, and everybody has ear wax,but dandruff shows and it can be transmitted.

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    12 SaraRani said at 12:22 am on March 29th, 2010:

    i’d prefer just a massage…
    but i kno my bf would try to get me into sex or something after it…
    coz at the end of it he’d probably be……….
    anyway!

    ermm… ear wax…
    coz you dont notice it much,
    or its not that obvious…
    whereas, if you’ve got dark hair…
    and have dandruff…
    it’ll look like snow on his head… not nice…

13. 
    13 snowflake said at 12:35 am on March 29th, 2010:

    It would be SO-O-O-O-O very nice to get a full body massage by my husband and NOT have to worry about it going any further than just that. I would LOVE to be able to completely relax and enjoy the massage WITHOUT it having to turn into something sexual. The only place to go for a real relaxing massage is a professional because at least they wouldn’t try anything funny, but even then it’s not really relaxing because I, personally, do not like anyone but my husband to be touching me all over.

    And why should one have to chose between dandruff or ear wax? Dandruff is a skin problem that can’t be helped, whereas ear wax can be washed away. So the real question is, would you date a guy with dandruff? OR would you date a guy who is so uncaring about personal hygiene that he doesn’t even bother to clean his ears? They’re two totally different things. I wouldn’t tolerate a guy who can’t keep himself clean. Then again, it’s only the first date and maybe, just maybe, he forgot to clean his ears by mistake. He shouldn’t be condemned for it.

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    14 But Inside I'm Screaming said at 1:31 am on March 29th, 2010:

    No, I don’t always expect it. And that’s okay.

    earwax….

15. 
    15 Lizzy:D(Tokio Hotel Rocks!) said at 1:47 am on March 29th, 2010:

    I don’t always expect it to be naughty unless I know for a fact that the guy is into the naughty stuff himself

    tolerable poll: I’d hope he’d neither have dandruff or ear wax:)

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    16 Missy Me said at 2:02 am on March 29th, 2010:

    I always expect sexual stimuli!!!!

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