Dear SGA: I want a pony. Buy me one.

Dear SGA: I want a pony. Buy me one.
Dear Student Government, I consider myself sympathetic to the problems of collegiate life. Many a time following a test or riveting debate in class, I’m left quietly musing to myself, “Wouldn’t a massage chair be great right about now?” I don’t know about you, but my loins amass quite an ache after an hour or two [...]

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